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The Pioneer Woman Celebrates Rosh Hashanah

Never mind that the Pioneer Woman isn’t Jewish nor is she a teenager, this week she not only danced the night away at a boy band concert, she also celebrated Rosh Hashanah.  In what can only be described as Ree Drummond’s shameless More…


The Pioneer Woman – The Building…Yawn

With her third crookbook in the works, the Pioneer Woman needs filler material to keep her publicists busy, at least until the next round of promos and signings start.  Thanks to Marilyn for sending us the link to last Sunday’s More…


The Pioneer Woman – Vera Recaps Shakespeare Movie Night

I’m feeling “second-hand embarrassment” for Vera. After watching this,   she deserves hazard-duty pay.  Thanks again to Vera for taking one for the team. Today’s episode is Shakespeare Movie Night, in which all of Alex’s school friends come to the More…


The Pioneer Woman’s Rootstech 2014 Keynote

Heeee, hawwww, boy howdy, Pawhuska can’t get a Toastmasters chapter fast enough, that or the Drummonds need to invest their gazillions on a private speaking coach for the fake Pioneer Woman. After totally bombing at Chicago’s BlogHer 13, Ree’s done More…


The Pioneer Woman Leans In At BlogHer 2013

As the reeple faithful migrate to Chicago for next weekend’s BlogHer 2013 conference, the Pioneer Woman is putting final touches on what promises to be the most inspirational keynote in the history of the world. Stressing talent is strictly optional, More…


The Pioneer Woman | Renaissance Ree

With the release looming of yet another Pioneer Woman cookbook, Ree Drummond and her publicists are formulating a media blitz like no other. Get your hats out, we’re predicting a shit storm as novice and seasoned journalists jump on the More…


The Pioneer Woman | As the Butter Flows

Two weeks after I started reading The Pioneer Woman, I stopped. The excessive photos and juvenile writing style simply weren’t enough to hold my interest. Now thanks to you guys, who keep me alerted to happenings on the blog, I More…


The Pioneer Woman Busted

For those who suffered through Food Network’s Pioneer Woman show last Saturday, many probably noticed the exquisite cake carrier Ree lollygagged across town to Aunt Edna Mae of Pie Near Woman fame.  When the show mercifully ended, the orgasmic Reeple went into More…


The Pioneer Woman Casseroles Food Network

Just when you thought Food Network hit rock bottom and couldn’t get any worse, it imploded again on Saturday.   Season three of the Pioneer Woman, featuring our favorite little ol’ plagiarist, rolled out a new episode with a retro menu More…


The Pioneer Woman – Sheeple of the Week No. 3

Alert: Deadline Hollywood is reporting that the writers of Hysteria, a movie about sexually repressed Victorian era women and their need for a certain…ahem,  device of the vibrating kind, have signed on to re-write the Pioneer Woman movie after the first two (more…)