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Meet Wenderly The Pioneer Woman Sheeple of the Week
This week’s Pioneer Woman groupie is a woman relatively new to the world of blogging. She launched her site a mere two years ago after traveling, with husband and a Starbucks in tow, to one of Ree Drummond’s book signings More…
The Pioneer Woman Sheeple of the Week No. 4
This week’s honoree hails from Waukesha, Wisconsin where she recently submitted, just in the nick of time it seems, her entry for the Pioneer Woman’s Bushes Grillin’ Beans Contest. When Nikki blogged about her submission, just like her heroine, she posted More…
The Pioneer Woman – Sheeple of the Week No. 3
Alert: Deadline Hollywood is reporting that the writers of Hysteria, a movie about sexually repressed Victorian era women and their need for a certain…ahem, device of the vibrating kind, have signed on to re-write the Pioneer Woman movie after the first two writers More…
The Pioneer Woman Blogging Tips
Ever wonder just how easy it would be to earn a million dollars blogging? Well, look no further, The Pioneer Woman is full of clues. First, post a piece about your dog’s fucking bad breath, for the fifty-eighth time. Beat More…
The Pioneer Woman Sheeple of the Week No. 2
Drum roll please. For our second installment of Sheeple of the Week we salute a gal who’s taken Pioneer Woman idolatry to a whole new level. Congratulations to Beki Hastings of Kansas, mom, wife, photographer, blogger, God-lover and owner of More…
The Pioneer Woman Sheeple of The Week
With the Pioneer Woman’s book tour in full-swing, sheeple are literally oozing out the woodwork. What amounts to nothing less than a feeding frenzy, giddy grown women, many with several kids in tow, line up for hours to have photos More…
The Pioneer Woman Shoots the Birdsall
When will the madness end? The following litany from Chow.com is a textbook example of how the Pioneer Woman’s media team uses an image-building, scorched earth strategy to steamroll her into modern culture. Publicists, much like lobbyists, are essentially highly More…
Ree Bombs on Martha Stewart Living Radio
What’s worse than a Food Network show featuring a fake Pioneer Woman? Answer, a Martha Stewart Living radio show featuring Ree Drummond. If yesterday was any indication, Ree should avoid the air waves altogether. Paired with her partner in crime, More…
The Pioneer Woman – Martha Stewart Sells Out
The Today Show, The Chew and GMA were no-brainers, perfect fallbacks for the Pioneer Woman and her “pit stop, rugged cowboy, city girl to little ol’ ranch wife, hiney-tingling, say wha ” routine. Satellite radio though? Presumably a paid, commercial-free More…
The Pioneer Woman Morphs
An hour before The Chew aired yesterday, I received a tweet from Chef Michael Symon imploring me to “be nice.” Not sure what he was referring to but no doubt it had something to do with my less than flattering More…