Take a gander at this. Remember Thatcher Drummond, first cousin of Ladd and Ree Drummond? Seems The Pioneer Woman’s cousin by marriage has been a very naughty boy…again. According to the Facebook page of Barnsdall, Oklahoma’s The Bigheart Times, Thatchy apparently got into a scuffle last Thursday with a state trooper after being stopped for a minor traffic infraction. After resisting arrest and assaulting the officer, the cowardly Thatcher fled the scene on foot and escaped in a cow pasture with handcuffs still dangling. What a loser.
Although Ree has blogged about him in the past, don’t look for updates about this latest scrape in her Confessions section. Ree falsely thinks she can simply censor any and all negativity from her “idyllic, pastoral” fairy tale and poof, it disappears.
According to family attorney Gentner Drummond (yet another cousin) Thatcher, Cousin T as he’s fondly known in Osage County, turned himself in after sleeping off undoubtedly what was an alcohol and drug-induced bender. The incident must have made for interesting conversation at the Pioneer Woman’s Super Bowl party, “Mommy, why was Cousin T asleep in the pasture?”
With Thatcher’s alleged penchant for an occasional puff from his private Cannabis reserve, we now fully appreciate why the Pioneer Woman cooks up such large quantities of carbohydrate-rich meals should Cousin T drop by with a bad case of the munchies. The timing of Thatcher’s donnybrook is impeccable at best. It coincides with Ree’s upcoming New York City book promo and all-out media blitz on the morning shows, the 92nd Street Y, including this Saturday’s Hearts of Gold Gala in Tahlequah.
I wanna marry Cou$in T. I am $ure he i$ a fine gentleman on whom I can depend for the re$t of my day$ on Earth. Can you hook a $i$tah up?
Thatcher’s father’s obit was in today’s Tulsa World. I have an observation regarding the criminal case against Thatcher, but it’s a bit too cold-blooded.
Yeah, Twitter has been quiet today. Guess Ree had the common decency not to tweet during the funeral. But there are some very angry tweets coming from people upset about something Ree posted about Etsy–allegations she copied something. I’m shocked, yes shocked!
Well, well, well……think I’ll have to go take a look-see.
http://carolbradleydesigns.blogspot.com/2012/02/crossing-line.html
Here’s the post.
Checkout this interview of ree, http://newsok.com/boots-and-ball-gowns-gala-raised-more-about-130000-for-infant-crisis-services/article/3647897?custom_click=pod_lead_life
Wow! That camera angle makes her look like she’s got thyroid problems.
She also looks overdressed.
Has she had work done on her mouth? Teeth? Something’s different.
still, the fund raising didn’t stop her from talking about her life. 130k is 200 per person or not wuite… is that all?
“The pepper spray seemed to have no effect on Drummond.”
Which begs the question: How many times has Cousin T been sprayed with it before?
Answer: Enough times to build up a resistance to it.
I loved the part where Cousin T’s shirt was literally torn off his back during the scuffle.
Ladd looks more like him than Ree is probably comfortable with. Maybe Hyacinth can preside over a prayer interdiction.
Hell, Ree would have hooked up with Thatcher if he’d been in that smokey bar. All she was looking for was $$$$ and a pedigree.
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Great find! What a dipshit. He really needs to be locked up!!
If he was anyone else in that county he would have been jailed several times by now. When are those asshole judges going to stop letting him off? When he kills someone? Drives a busload of kids off the road?
The Judges are probably on Ree’s payroll.
We have the best justice system money can buy. He’s a Drummond, one of the local rich kids so he gets handled with kid gloves. Judging from Ree, Laddy and the clan, these people are just trash with money. There’s not an ounce of taste, modesty or responsibility among them.
Our heartfelt thanks to AmeliaJake for providing us with page 9 of the Thatcher Arrest article. Sure paints a sordid picture of a man who thinks he’s above the law.
Thanks for this. I got so frustrated trying to find it on the paper’s website.
Money sure can’t buy class.
Wasn’t he the one she was hoping for the “Ranchelor” thing for? Or was that someone else?
Yes he was a proposed ranchelor…..she really knows how to pick’ em!
Good find MW, thanks for keepin’ it real. -Love the title of the post LOL!
Yes, he was. http://thepioneerwoman.com/blog/2008/12/saturday_night/
Quote: Cousin T., our would-be Ranchelor, was there, too. But he’s not our Ranchelor anymore. The little turkey was tired of waiting for the Lodge to be finished, and had to go find love on his own. I HATE it when Cousin T. does that.
Hurry, before it’s gone.
To think PW was going to try to set someone up with this disreputable person.
tarantular more like…pdumb is a stupid cow, she has no idea her husband is a dick, her ‘best’ friend is a god botherer, her staff are plagiatists…is there more to add to this list?
You know what would make PW’s site awesome? The real skinny on the goings on of that sordid family. It’d be like watching Dallas (in Oklahoma).
I should clarify. To “make her site awesome” implies that I think that her site is good. I do not.
I think if she were to post the real goings-on, she would definitely have trouble with the family!
That’s what why we have Margaret Thatcher and Mavis Smith!
Oh Seagulls, can you see the future? If the cooking show doesn’t work, they’ll probably angle for a reality TV show. One of the cable channels already has one on catching catfish with your bare hands. Are we that far from Little Home Schooling Ranch on the Prairie?
Um, okay. GREAT find lady.
Over on the PWsux forums I had already posted about the “backlash” of such kids. This “incident” is nothing compared to the media frenzy when Pdub’s kids get into such situations. And they will, never fails.
Another thing, I’m a retired newspaper reporter. When I read the local newspaper take on PW’s questionable “fame” there was an underlying feeling of, “Oh crap, do we really have to write about this snobbish b!tch?” Trust me, I know of what I speak here. Those local reporters are gunning for anything that remotely “smells” from the Drummond Ranch — the first to get the dirt is the first to get the AP story on the wire. Plus, they probably hate the rich b!tch who…bought her way into print/TV.
Here’s crossing our fingers PWP. I hate to see people humiliated or brought down but when you construct the web of lies that she has, I have no sympathy. And you right, sooner or later someone will come along that has nothing to lose in this game and destroy her carefully constructed world. The higher they climb, the farther they fall. I feel sorry that, inevitably she is going to bring her family down with her – meaning the kids. MM can go soak his head in his stolen water.
“soak his head in his stolen water”
Good one!
People talk about poor white trash. Well, there’s also RICH white trash.
Amen! Money does not by class.
hahahahahahaha! he’s such a dumbass! thank you for posting this.
If she’s going to bask in the limelight, she better get used to this.