Ten days after stealing the spotlight while dragging a Food Network film crew thru Pawhuska’s Holiday Parade of Lights, the faux Pioneer Woman deigns to mention the town on her blog. How well-timed for Ree Drummond now that Pacific UK Productions has edited the hecklers from their footage.
Posting one lone photo, no doubt the only one not containing images of torch-bearing locals chasing down a culinary Frankenstein, Ree waxes poetic about Pawhuska using a run-on sentence. Mercy laugh please…Ree thinks it’s funny.
Noticeably absent is any reference to the local grocers who in Ree’s estimation don’t rise to the level of Tulsa’s Whole Foods. On the one hand, Pioneer Woman embraces the charm of a small town Christmas. With the other, she forwards a check to her well-compensated publicists, guaranteeing she’ll spend the least amount of time possible in Pawhuska, Oklahoma.