Thank you Suz for alerting us that the arrogant Ree Drummond and her little ol’ ranch wife entourage will be hogging the spotlight at tonight’s Pawhuska Parade of Lights. According to the Chamber of Commerce’s announcement, festivities begin at 6 p.m.:
This year Pacific is recording a television program for the American Food Network during our “Parade of Lights. By being present along the parade route while recording is taking place you consent to being filmed and recorded, and to appearing in the program or programs. Please notify the film crew if you do not want to be filmed.
WTF, there’s no mention of appearances by Pawhuska’s notorious resident the effing Pioneer Woman. You know the one who complains incessantly about Pawhuska’s grocers lacking ingredients for her lifted recipes. But then maybe Pawhuska prefers to low-key it providing an evening of holiday fun for everyone rather than an all-out media circus for the narcissistic Ree.
Nevertheless, expect the faux Pioneer Woman and Queen of Bullshit to arrive atop a lavishly emblazoned Land-O-Lakes float while showering the masses with sticks of butter. Where Ree’s concerned, exploiting the town’s holiday parade makes her hiney tingle all the way to the bank.