Monthly Archives: May 2011

The Purloined Muffins

Posted on May 23, 2011 by The Marlboro Woman

Good day students! Hope you’re well rested from the weekend. I know many of you are despondent after not winning the highly coveted all-expense paid weekend at Ree’s Pioneer Woman Theme Park.  Don’t fret!  I have a little excercise for you that More…

87 Comments

How The New Yorker Got It Wrong

Posted on May 16, 2011 by The Marlboro Woman

I’ve always been a fan of The New Yorker  having my first exposure to it during a senior level college course. But when Tina Brown departed as editor, my interest waned and I let my subscription lapse. I still buy More…

50 Comments

O Ree But You Said Mike Is Retarded

Posted on May 16, 2011 by The Marlboro Woman

  The Post(s) Ree Doesn’t Want You To See Update:  The above link was sent to us courtesy of the intrepid ”PennyH” who saved screen shots of both versions of PW’s March 22, 2007 post, one with the word “retarded” and one More…

22 Comments

Pioneer Woman Insults Today Show’s Al Roker

Posted on May 14, 2011 by The Marlboro Woman

With Food Network’s Pioneer Woman Show scheduled to premiere in August, costly PR minions have moved into high gear promoting the hell out of Ree Drummond. Lately, it seems you can’t turn on the TV or walk by a newstand without More…

38 Comments

Houston, We Have A Problem!

Posted on May 6, 2011 by The Marlboro Woman

I’ll be damned, Houston’s in for a major buzz kill today.  Area police along with Harris County deputies have issued an APB for the effing Pioneer Woman. Apparently she’s wanted on an outstanding warrant for being a media whore. Security More…

29 Comments

Fort Smith Times Record Backtracks…Sort of

Posted on May 5, 2011 by The Marlboro Woman

UPDATE:  Shortly after publishing this, the reference to Reese Witherspoon reappeared inserted between two recipes.  My apologies.  I’m at a loss to figure this one out. Several weeks ago, Paula S. left the following comment on our Heavenly Fodder post: 1. More…

7 Comments