The Pioneer Woman MIA

Unless the Pioneer Woman has been low-keying it lately–shying away from the spotlight isn’t exactly Ree’s style–she was mysteriously absent from this week’s happenings in NYC. The 2015 New York Tabletop Show, where Ree’s new pals, Gibson Overseas, occupy some serious square More…

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The Pioneer Woman Show Recap – Freezer Fundamentals

Three years in, we can all agree that The Pioneer Woman Show has officially jumped the shark…for the 27th time. The production is nothing more than a formulaic hot mess of alternating scenes of the Pioneer Woman pretend cooking with scenes of cattle ranching operations.  This much More…

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The Pioneer Woman Wishes You “Happy Good Friday”

You heard that right.  Everyone’s fake Pioneer Woman, pretend cook and Antichef extraordinaire, predictably opened her uninformed, gaping pie hole and inserted foot on last weekend’s PW show. It was no surprise when Ree insulted Christendom as she extended best wishes for a rip-roaring, commode-hugging, happy Good Friday. More…

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Don’t Forget Your Big Girl Pants Pioneer Woman

Earlier this week, the Chicago Business Journal* weighed in on this weekend’s 2015 Housewares Show.  Looks like Mitt Romney, the show’s keynote speaker, will upstage the ambitious Pioneer Woman. In fact, the CBJ didn’t even mention the fake little ol’ ranch wife. More…

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The Pioneer Woman Show – Vera Recaps Stacking Hay and Stocking the Freezer

Today on Pioneer Woman, the family is making hay, since they do not have employees to do this kind of farm work for them, and Ree is hiding out in the kitchen, making freezer meals out of things that are More…

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The Pioneer Woman Dumbs-Down Chicago Housewares Show

Mark you calendars now. On March 6, everyone’s favorite, fake Pioneer Woman travels to Chicago for the 2015 International Housewares Show to promote her Le Creuset knock-offs. For the hotel-challenged, Ree’s planning to tweet 70 bajillion, gratuitous pics from her $459/night suite overlooking Lake Michigan. But the fun doesn’t stop there.  After updating More…

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The Pioneer Woman Show – Vera Recaps Kitchen Confessional Chocolate

Today on Pioneer Woman Cooks: Ree goes back to her Kitchen Confessional set-up, in which she narrates flashbacks of herself preparing various dishes. This time, they are chocolate-themed. This entails five different shirtains and multiple changes in hairstyle and jewelry. More…

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The Pioneer Woman Show – Vera Recaps Ladies Who Brunch

Today’s PW show is all about Ladies Who Brunch. Or it’s Ree and her daughters and her female in-laws, tempting the fates with a menu of sugar, sugar and more sugar, plus food safety violations such as cracking eggs a More…

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The Pioneer Woman Show – Vera Recaps Football, Football, Football

Today on Pioneer Woman, it’s football, football, football. Ree says it’s because “this time of year” everything is all about football. What? Is this supposed to be themed to the Superbowl? Because the episode was obviously taped in late summer More…

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The Pioneer Woman Show – Vera Recaps Souper Good

In today’s installment of Pioneer Woman, Ree makes four kinds of soup, wearing four different shirtains, using four different LeCreuset French Ovens. It’s “Souper Good”! We start off with Ree’s four kids outside playing baseball, just like teenagers all over More…

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